There's Gotta Be a Story

No idea how we got on the topic of bad tattoos at work, but the discussion led to a google search of "worst tattoos" and we found one that blew me away. All I could think about was what was the story behind it? Here's my idea of what two of them might be.

Story A

I'll tell you about the first time I had sex. It was the summer of my senior year in high school. The July heat forced me and my friends to seek shelter at the mall. We'd kill time in the arcade. We'd watch little kids fall on their ass on the ice rink. We'd five finger cds from Sam Goody. Mostly we'd stuff our faces at the food court. That's where I first saw her. Her name was Mary Runningwater. She was a Cherokee cutie. Dark hair and red skin. She worked at the Hot Dog on a Stick. The way she'd make lemonade in that little rainbow colored outfit really did it for me. She used to smile at me as stumbled through my order of two corn dogs and a large lemonade. Lost in her eyes.

I finally worked up the nerve to ask Mary out that summer. We hit it off. She was funny and like the same music and movies that I did. I could quote a movie line and she'd finish it. Love had entered my life for the first time.

One Tuesday afternoon Mary had a 15 minute lunch break. She took my hand and guided me through the mall. Past the Florsheim Shoes, the Toys By Roy and the Auntie Anne's Pretzels and into the Waldenbooks. She led me to the back of the store to the spiritual section. There she took off her uniform top and undid her bra. He tits were magnificent and I couldn't believe how luck I was. She undid my pants and took me in a warm embrace. The thought of some customer looking for a book on tarrot cards or mythologial creatures only heightened the experience. She guided my johnson into her and the world exploded around us.

That was it. My first time. I miss Mary Runningwater, but in a way she'll always be with me.

Story B

I got wicked drunk one weekend in Takoma. My bros and I decided to get some ink and it was either the chick doin' a corn dog or a faggy unicorn with rainbows shootin' outta it's ass. Total no brainer.

Comments

[Andia]

Didn't know you had such an imagination.

[greenGuru]

Ok, that was awesome.