Swiped from Sneff's blog.
1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Jeremy needs guidance to grow into a man.
So true.
2: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
This one got a lot of Ron Jeremy results a few of my favorites:
Ron Jeremy does blow up doll.
Ron Jeremy does Britney Spears
Ron Jeremy does Portland
The whole City? What, did they form a line?
Ron Jeremy does what comes natural at the Insider
Drop a couple of words and that becomes, "Ron Jeremy does what comes natural inside her."
3: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Jeremy looks like Ed from "Northern Exposure."
Uh...no.
4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Jeremy hates Soulja Boy video
Fuckin' A, I do.
5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
Jeremy goes to Japan
Sigh. I wish. I was on the jet, on the taxi way with orders in hand when the mission to Kadena was scrubbed.
6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Jeremy loves Ksubi
I had to use Wikipedia to discover Ksubi is an Australian clothing label.
7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Jeremy eats cheese shells.
mmmm....cheese shells.
8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
Jeremy has a room for rent/ is looking for a roomate
Nope. I also liked:
Jeremy has left
9: Type in "[your name] died" in Google Search:
The return of Ron
Ron Jeremy died?
Also
Jeremy 'Pitbull' Lusk Dies After Crash in Costa Rica
10: Type in "[your name] will" in Google search:
Jeremy will cut the first cake into two pieces, perhaps evenly, perhaps not.
Here's a hint, I'm getting more cake than you.
I don't think that is Ed. Isn't he they one with the shoulder length black hair?
Posted by: Andia | Tuesday, March 03, 2009 at 10:51